My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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