I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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