i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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