he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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