by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm both gender and math confused
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