Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
As shirtless as possible
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
