I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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