Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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