went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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