When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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