she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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