I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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