It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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