Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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