is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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