Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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