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turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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