do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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