You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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