Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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