Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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