True but thats because hes a fetus.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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