So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
apparently the secret to your success is patron
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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