So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You ate ashes out of my bong
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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