So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i came on her dog
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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