I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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