talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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