There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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