He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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