My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
