My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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