Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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