I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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