That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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