Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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