Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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