I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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