dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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