let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
The struggles of a small town man whore
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