And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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