I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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