I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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