Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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