Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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