Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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