We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I am available for nakedness
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
