she was so not down for the gang bang
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
