So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
and eventually we just all took our pants off
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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