Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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