Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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