i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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