How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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