i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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