is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
