He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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