im six kinds of drunk right now
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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