I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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