yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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