My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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