Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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