I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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